I need legal advice can anyone here help me?

Ok my neighbors keep buying really nice lawn furniture and little garden things and have beautiful flowers so that they tempt me to take them and when i do and put them in my yard they get all mad and ACCUSE me of stealing!!! can you believe it i keep telling them it was just sitting there and so i took it so it would be loved and used and they think different it makes me so mad that they cant understand that they are being jerkfaces and i should really sue them and make them wear tee shirts with my name on it thats says my neighbor rocks my socks off....plus i have 8 neighbor ladies who say im a whore cause i have sex with their husbands ..Is it my fault they are ugly compared to me and they smell really bad? no its not...oh and the worst part is two of my neighbors left a dog in a chain inside i wood box thing and so i took them and rescued them now they are saying i "stole their dog" who is right?

I need legal advice can anyone here help me?
You are. WTF were they thinking? just for being so stupid, you should also make them have bumper stickers that says "Spitty is my goddess" on their cars.
Reply:I think neighbors should share the yard stuff. And thank you for rescuing the dogs.

The 8 ladies are just jealous of you,I had the same problem over the summer. I enjoy jumping on my trampoline naked :) I cant help it,if the husbands wanted to join me.

And as for the shirts, make sure you get a picture of yourself on them too.



Good Luck
Reply:those bastards..theyre just jealous that u give their husbands better sex than them...
Reply:Sounds like your neighbors need a good asswhipping. Tell them to get bent and let you live your life the way you want. After all, it IS a free country, and last I knew, possession is 9/10ths of the law.
Reply:Thank heaven you are there to keep everything in order Sweetie........Those neighbors have no shame....SUE THEM!!!

Peace.
Reply:omg - your neighbors totally suck!!!

sorry I don't have legal advice to go with that
Reply:The nerve of them. You are in your rights to do all the things you please. lmao
Reply:ROFLMAO!!!!......I i cant say any thing but ''you kill me''
Reply:its just awful how accusing people can be isnt it
Reply:It sounds like you have some problems. I would consider a shrink before a lawyer. Good advice? For the love of god stay out of their yard and leave their dogs alone.

almay